A man confessed to newsmen yesterday that fuel finished in his coven which he refers to as his ‘private jet’ while he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to the United Kingdom where he was to attend a meeting and watch a football match going on in the UK…lol.
Vanguard reports that the man, suspected to be a wizard, was discovered yesterday at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State, sitting aimlessly. When asked why he was sitting on the river, he said;
“fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”